
Cast of Characters
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The Rest of the Crew
You might notice we don’t look alike and there’s a reason for that. I was lucky enough to have them pick me to be their mom. I’m grateful they don’t share my gene pool. The rest of the crew:
Notorious B.E.N. – Seventeen, dimpled, and a study in contrasts between dark and light – sullen teen and delightful young man. He’s into athletics, girls, and MySpace – school should probably be in there somewhere, huh? He’s a charmer — and I’m afraid he might discover what “charm their pants off means.”
J-Man – Six feet of cross-country/track, techno geek, writer, cerebral 15 year old, he has his very first girlfriend in his first year of high school.
Em – The by-3-minutes-younger of the twins, she’s got sparkle – just ask her. She’s funny, warm-hearted, and sensitive with a passion for nail polish, clothes, gossip, and her friends.
Gina and Daisy, our Smooth Collies.

Uncle Doreen: The pal I’d call if I needed to bury the body.

Viv: The pal I call when I need a kick in the ass.

Sistah: My sister, who fled Sacramento for Seattle.


