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Cast of Characters

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Serving Size: 5′7-3/4
Calories: 0
Product meets NCLR daily value for former dating eligibility
Amount Per Serving (% value):
10% Smart Ass
10% Romantic Comedy/Adventure
0% Drama
20% Intelligence
20% Warm hearted/Kind
10% Hot flashes/PMS
10% Where did I leave my keys?
10% Home Repair Maven
10% Liberal

As with all things, it’s recommended you take this product in moderation. If this product causes drowsiness, stop taking it immediately. If tingling, dizziness, disorientation, trouble sleeping, or euphoria occur, please ask your doctor to increase your dosage.

The Rest of the Crew

You might notice we don’t look alike and there’s a reason for that. I was lucky enough to have them pick me to be their mom. I’m grateful they don’t share my gene pool. The rest of the crew:

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Notorious B.E.N. - Seventeen, dimpled, and a study in contrasts between dark and light - sullen teen and delightful young man. He’s into athletics, girls, and MySpace - school should probably be in there somewhere, huh? He’s a charmer — and I’m afraid he might discover what “charm their pants off means.”

J-Man - Six feet of cross-country/track, techno geek, writer, cerebral 15 year old, he has his very first girlfriend in his first year of high school.

Em - The by-3-minutes-younger of the twins, she’s got sparkle - just ask her. She’s funny, warm-hearted, and sensitive with a passion for nail polish, clothes, gossip, and her friends.

Gina and Daisy, our Smooth Collies.
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Uncle Doreen: The pal I’d call if I needed to bury the body.
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Viv: The pal I call when I need a kick in the ass.
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Sistah: My sister, who fled Sacramento for Seattle.
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